1. Chennai Traffic and maintenance of roads is horrible. Adding to it is the one way system which will ensure you don’t reach your destination in time irrespective of the best possible plan you make.

2. Traffic policeman, who you can see in every possible corners, are there only to catch hold of bikers and reap money irrespective of all the required documents you furnish or not. Whether the traffic is going hay fay all they bother is bossing around or looting money than ensure proper traffic management.

3.Auto Rickshaw drivers charge you double/ triple the actual cost. Meters are an unkown thing in Chennai atleast. You have to pay in excess of normal fare, extra cost in case of rain or during night which starts from 8.00.p.m. as per rick drivers. Apart from this, whenever the traffic is out of control, the auto rickshaw will break down and you can find yourself standing in between the traffic and searching for a different auto which obviously will not turn for another half hour min.

4. In case of monsoons, be ready to swim in the streets as it would be like a swimming pool. You won’t be able to identify where the gutter is.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his
missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks
he embezzled from me is.” The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what
you’re talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s
temple and says, “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: “He’ll kill you if you don’t
tell him!” The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?” The
attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Don’t you just love lawyers?

Have a wonderful day.

 5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil.

1. It tells you that everything you do will always leave a mark

2. You can always correct the mistakes u make.

3. what is important is what is inside u and not outside u.

4. In life you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in what ever u do.

5. Lastly, to be the best, u must allow yrself to be held and guided by the Hand that holds you. 

1.  Love     2.  Self respect    3.  Time.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

And too bad if you see only a blank space. Your smart network admin has perhaps blocked flash video scripts from running. But if you can, must see the entire clip.

One more reason people should be blogging from home though!

Ergo, ergo, publishing here in search of fame!

What a profound query, which seeks to  challenge us to do something new. So here we are,  to kick off one more manifestation of the collective ruckus we usually create everyday.

Go ahead and express yourself! Don’t stop just at reading this!!!